nerditry

sweet, vapid desensitization sits waiting for me thrice in an apartment pushing the limits of 1,000 sq ft. like every other patriot, there are three off-brand televisions in our place, one hooked up to the dvr/wii/360/ps2 and ready to bust my medulla (n. Weezy, re: DJ Khaled makes you dumb).

saved for future viewing

*sideways - been on the dvr, waiting to be watched since august/2005. i’m sure it’s a great movie and that i’ll be moved to forsake my boone’s farm and oenophilia will soon set in, but right now the not watching and preservation of this movie far outpaces my need to view it. once i’ve watched, i’ve got nothing, but right now, i’m a guy that has dragged out this crap indefinitely.

**i will watch the movie if someone can confirm that Sandra Oh is indeed the asian chick with the lazy eye from the Girls Just Wanna Have Fun video.

*good eats – alton brown showed me how to make my own energy bars. one day, i will and they’ll be the densest comestibles in town. in fact, i’ve heard they’re so dense that a single ounce weighs 10,000 lbs.

*NINJA WARRIOR – the newest incarnation of a show I was introduced to as Viking: The Ultimate Obstacle Course. personal achievment game shows are the balls and the japanese have those balls more than anyone. the funny thing is that japanese aren’t allow to see said balls because as we all know:

you cannot show genitals in the japanese world of video or pictorial entertainments

the goal of the game show is to master a series of four groups of physical challenges (n. marc summers), each more insanely difficult and a true test of a warrior’s might.

check the show on a couple times a day on g4 tv, it’ll make you rather embarrassed.

watching tonight

*LOST - read that it’s a juliette flashback episode and hopefully it goes over any event leading to her arrival on the island that involves changing clothes or lip-pursing annoyed reactions. also, it’s my assertion that tom (aka benry’s right hand man) is a big, big mary in real life. watch out for this during the show as my limited gaydar is reacting like desmond just turned the key.

*magic @ pistons the wwl – fuck yes my brothers and sisters. we have the game and it’s on fully turgid HD without the garbage grey boxes. this is brian hill’s best chance to try some experimental lineups and put a team out on the floor to see how those five guys play together. the magic need to make sure that they can put in the second team and change pace from half to full court push. being able to change tempo and sustain scoring will give teams fits, but hill always manages to quell a nice magic run with a set of substitutions or the prevent offense (holding the ball and creating a half court game to use clock instead of using the pace till it runs out).

disney seems to own my brain tonight, disconcerting eh?