i love orlando

starting my daily news intake, i visited our local beacon of truth the orlando sentinel. as if the broadcast news didn’t tease with crap nightly, here is a top of the page story from their homepage:

*Man drives into murky pond, dies(orlando sentinel) – i can’t even say that this is a story, as much a statement of fact considering everything necessary was summarized in 6 words.

*george bush does not care about floridians(florida today) – GAO estimates that national guard resources for hurricane response in florida are nearly half of what it could use. hurricane season? about 3 months away.

*florida state legislature honors jeb bush as golden calf (think progress) – our rethuglican state congress pulls and end around so sweet you would have thought they were slippin a new ambassador to belgium past us.

mooby golden calf


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