LeBron James is the greatest living in-game farter
Andy V grew up in Brazil and Bron still put it on him like that? Now we could always go and j’accuse Varejao of taking the scourge of flopping all the way to the bench and overselling what LBJ was cooking up. I bring this up because he’s well known for pulling the chair out from under himself on defense, egregious enough to the point of the flop being featured at the epilogue of his wiki.
Now peep the grin on James’ face. That’s ice cold.
Dude probably ate something high octane before tip-off and that it snaked right out of his warm ups not unlike some exhaust.
Do you have a favorite NBA farter?
Did you drop a little sak passe with Sam “SBD” Dalembert?
Ever sat on the bench and felt the rumble of Robert Swift’s thunder?
My perennial favorite is Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba “Toots” Jean Jacque Wamutombo aka Cookie Monster aka The Congolese Colon
via wshh.com
Here’s my starting five of guys likely to be disgusted by farting:
G Kobe Bryant
G/F Grant Hill
F/C Pau Gasol
F Richard Jefferson
F/C Mark Madsen