Dec
21
2007
Makes sense to me. In LA it’s a major religion and one that has specific programs that they will enroll you in to cure what ails ya. Get the drugs out, get the drink out, compartmentalize the crazy and she’s their biggest and most relevant conversion story to date. Technology is going to be a part of the next religion to step out of crazy cult status and into position next to the magic undies friends.
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Jul
9
2007
The comparison flooded my mind upon seeing this picture of Britney which I can only imagine is photoshopped. If it’s not, the baby is holding a pack of smokes and she’s got a Red Bull in the other hand. Shirt all stained and just looking very uncomfortable.
She is still rich as Scrooge McDuck and is a serious wig owner in her reign over relative unknowns after Justin. A Southern girl by the most stereotypical standards and looking every part the trailer park siren with kids in tow. She has a brand new collection of wigs that no one her age is even trying to get in front of. Not even Beyonce and she’s from Houston (no accent, though) and switches her hair ethnicities like I do new underwear.
Her latest is most Joe Dirt mullet wig in history. The kind that would make everyone else at a lowdown bbq restaurant turn their heads and stare. Make all the people at Super Wal-Mart overnight shift just pause collectively in a Professor X induced trance. I’m impressed and can’t think of anyone I would rather see not pull it together on that doo.
She’s straight money with status to get two wigs merged into one. I present fusion…The LandscaperXThe Bingo courtesy of MulletWigs.com.
It doesn’t have a name which makes sense and since I don’t know what the true meaning is, this is the Construda (Kissing Suzy Kolber).
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